They Walk Among Us !!!!!!!

Caution... They  Walk Among Us! 

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.  He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. 

It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'  

The next day someone stole it!

***They walk amongst us!*** 

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*One  day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone  shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and  said...'where?'

***They walk among  us!!*** 

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I was hanging out with a friend  when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My  friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I  had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *** 

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'... 

(I work with professionals like this.)

***They Walk Among  Us!!!!!!!!*** 

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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't  think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

Can realise only after....

FEW HARD FACTS THAT R LEARNT ONLY WIT EXPERIANCE......

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.   Sacha Guitry   By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates   Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.   Anonymous   The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?   Dumas   I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud   'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'   Anonymous   'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison   'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'   James Holt McGavra   Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.   Patrick Murra   The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash   You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous   My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met.   Henny Youngman   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.   Rodney Dangerfield   A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'   Anonymous   First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'   Anonymous

This is Life........

Life is.....  

....not really like what it seems!!      

Absolutely Rite!!! Don't U agree??!!

What an Attitude ............

A boy received a letter from his girlfriend who had recently joined with a new boyfriend . It read as follows: 

Dear Anshu,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to
you.

Love, Shweta.

The boy, with hurt feelings, asked his friends for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Shweta, Anshu included all the other pictures
of the smart/b'ful girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Shweta,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Anshu

Moral of the story:

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

Over Confidence !!!!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.


The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,


"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.


The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.


The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.


"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.


"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
 

 
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"