Dont Lie to ur mother.......

INDIAN MOM- just can't beat her!!!!!!!!

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner....who lives with a room
mate, a girl named Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than
met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but
I'll email her, just to be sure...."

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But the
fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not
saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by
now under the pillow...
Love, Mom.

Lesson of ur life : Don't Lie to Your Mother...... ........especially if
she is an Indian!